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Sometimes the most romantic things to say are right on the tip of your tongue…

But other times it can seem impossible to think up romantic things to say to your beloved..

Igniting the passion in your relationship is made much easier when you say the right words.

Saying something as simple as "I love you" is an perfect way to let your partner know how you feel.

With that said, hopefully after reading this list of romantic sayings you wont have any problems coming up with romantic phrases when you need them most.

Create Your Own Romantic Saying

Make a list of everything you love about your partner. Then study and remember everything on that list, so that when the time is right you’ll have tons of compliments to give them. The best part is that since YOU made the list, all of the compliments will be truly from your heart.

Tip - Keep the list, and on a special occasion in the future like Valentine’s Day or Christmas, you can reuse the list by giving it to your partner as a romantic gift

Romantic Things To Say

"I love you" - A great way to say it is: at a random time, stare deeply into their eyes and say it like you really mean it. Only say it if you really mean it though. They can probably tell the difference.

Quotes - Such as lines or romantic phrases from Shakespeare plays or famous romantic poems.

Lines from the best romantic movies

Lyrics from top romantic songs "You look really nice today! Did you do something different?" - Pay attention to if they change anything about their appearance and compliment them on it i.e.: new haircut, smells nice, hairstyle, new clothes, etc.

"You have an amazing smile"

"You are everything to me"

Bring up how you used to think of that person before the two of you got together, like "I remember seeing you walk down the street and thought you were so beautiful." or "I used to see you down the hall and wished I could be lucky enough to talk to you."

"You look amazing"

"Your so gorgeous / beautiful" (at a random time)

"I love everything about you"

"I’m so lucky to have you"

"You’re so cute!"

"I don’t know what I did to deserve you"

"You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me"

"You complete me"

I hope these love and romantic sayings will help you to convey your true feelings towards your partner.

Just remember, if you don’t know what to say, a simple compliment will work wonders.

When it comes to the movies, women are big saps, and all sentimental. The
fact that my friend often says to me, in the movies, ‘Are you crying?’
means nothing. Of course I wasn’t crying. I just got something in my eye.

But, getting back to business. Women are emotional creatures, unlike the man
of steel such as ourselves. And when they get emotional, well, that’s *good* for
you. Because when they feel all emotional, and you’re around, quite often you
get the good of it.

I wouldn’t generally recommend the ‘Dinner and a Movie’ date (bleah!),
because it’s just too common, and one of the things you want to do, especially
early on, is to set yourself apart from the other guys. Therefore, you don’t
want to do the same old date that the other guys do. And that rules out
Dinner-And-A-Movie.

However, watching *old* movies on a rainy day, cuddled up together on a sofa
or a comfy bed, beneath a blanket, with the scent of popcorn in the air …

You see, this is a wonderful situation. But of course, shall we watch John
Wayne in Rio Bravo? How a Three Stooges collection? How about
Bonnie and Clyde?

No! No! And No!

The Romantic Comedy is what’s called for here.

Remember: if it makes her emotional, and it makes her feel good, and it makes
her feel all tender, then I reckon it’s worth your while to sit through a mushy
movie, right?

I therefore respectfully submit the following Cheat Sheet, which you can
print out and keep handy for some such magic moment …

Main Entry: cheat sheet
Function:
noun
1 : a sheet containing
information (as test answers) used secretly for cheating
2
: a written or graphic aid (as a sheet of notes) that can be
referred to for help in dealing with something complex such as …
women

From the “Living the Romantic Comedy” weblog, where Billy Mernit (author of
the how-to book “Writing the Romantic Comedy”) explores the delights and
frustrations of romance (funny or not) as portrayed in the movies and
experienced in so-called real life, I have blatantly stolen two “Top Ten” lists
of Romantic Comedy movies. Not one, but two.

The first Top-Ten list is for old movies from back before that pesky World
War II. If your lady friend is a true old-film junkie, these black and white
beauties are just the ticket. The Pre-War list contains:

• Trouble in Paradise
• It Happened One Night
• My Man Godfrey
• The Awful Truth
• Bringing Up Baby
• Ninotchka
• His Girl Friday
• The Philadelphia Story
• The Shop Around the Corner
• The Lady Eve

Though I personally would say, “Where’s Sabrina? Where’s
Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

And now, at no extra charge, another Top-Ten list from the Modern Era up to
about the year 2000 –

• The Apartment
• The Graduate
• Annie Hall (alternate: Manhattan)
• Tootsie
• Moonstruck
• Say Anything
• When Harry Met Sally
• Groundhog Day
• Four Weddings and a Funeral (alt: Notting Hill)
• A Fish Called Wanda

There you have it, an instant film-buff Cheat Sheet for Romantic Comedies,
and a pretty plan for a cozy afternoon or evening. You can fill in the missing
parts, I bet.

You know the old song … “Breaking up is Hard to Do” by Neil Sedaka?

“Don’t take your love, Away from me
Don’t leave my heart, In
misery
If you go, Then I’ll be blue
Cause breakin’ up is hard to
do.”

Have you ever had the experience of breaking up with someone? For this
discussion, let’s assume that it was *you* who broke off with her. (Getting
dumped is another whole can of worms.)

For example, for some time you were kind of nattering inside your head. She
did this, and she did that, and you didn’t like it. And she won’t do this other,
and that’s just stupid. And, frankly, you’ve just had it up to here. And some
other girl or girls are looking pretty good. And you need your freedom. And you
need to move on.

::: SOUND FAMILIAR?

And so then you said, “We’ve got to talk,” and you did talk and most likely
that wasn’t much fun (though sometimes you feel a little power, you evil
creature). And then she said something and you said something, and then later
she wasn’t there with you and the two of you had broken up.

And then what happened?

Maybe the next day, or maybe that same night, in between the feeling of glee
and excitement, you feel a tinge of … something. Something not quite right.

And then, before long, you start thinking back …

“Remember when, You held me tight
And you kissed me, All through the
night
Think of all, That we been through
Breakin’ up is hard to
do!”

And the first thing you know, you’re wallowing in uncertainty and anguish.
You *think* you did the right thing, but where is your feeling of certainty? You
wonder if just *maybe* you were too hasty. You wish that you’d spent another
night (or two) in the sack with her before breaking up. Damn!

And … you miss her.

Her “impossible and ridiculous” behavior seems to mutate like mist, becoming
merely annoying foibles. And before long, in your rose-colored remembrance,
these irritations become endearing quirks, even as you think about them.

::: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

And now … should you call her?

Back and forth you go. Back and forth you go.

And for most people, at least half the time you *do* call her back. And half
the time, you *do* get back together, though usually there’s a spike between you
that will never dissolve. And most of the time, the whole scene will repeat,
some time a little later.

If you’re stubborn, given to drama, or too clumsy to get another girlfriend,
god forbid, but the scene may play out over and over, until maybe *she* gets fed
up, and then one time when you call her to make up … she isn’t interested.

Now all this is very human, and very common. It’s not a good thing, but
you’re hardly a hardened criminal for the committing of this particular
crime.

::: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?

To answer this interesting question, we’ll find it handy to examine the
subject of “inertia.”

Oh, no- Wait a minute. We’ve already talked about inertia. You may want to
review the subject. I’ll bet it will seem most useful, in a brand new way.

So let’s not discuss inertia. Instead let’s talk about the neurons in your
brain. That’s always fun.

::: THE MYSTERIOUS ‘SUBCONSCIOUS MIND’

People think that the ’subconscious mind’ or the ‘unconscious mind’ is
something big and mysterious. It’s dark, and lurky, and who knows what the hell
it’s doing in there. It’s supposed to be with us all the time. And it can cause
us to do things ‘unconsciously,’ like pick your nose in front of the bishop if
you ’subconsciously’ don’t like him.

Jeez! That mysterious ’subconscious mind’ could get a guy in a lot of
trouble!

Well, of course sometimes it can. But most of the time we get ourselves in
trouble without much help from dark and lurky things deepy hidden away inside
us.

But doesn’t the ’subconscious mind’ start to sound like a stalker in a horror
movie?

And it’s not that big a deal. And it’s not that mysterious.

::: HERE’S HOW IT WORKS

You’re a kid and you learn to tie your shoe. And you have to really, really
concentrate to do it. And the next day, still, it’s difficult. But a few days
later, you’ve really got it. And maybe you feel real proud for a little
while.

But a week or two later, it’s just a task. You have to pay attention, but
it’s not a big deal. And if you fast-forward a few years to your new career as a
corporate executive, or on your first day as the janitor at The Bigge Building
downtown, when you’re putting on your shoes on that day, you’re thinking about
the new job and you don’t want to be late, and now your shoes are tied, so you
stand up.

What just happened?

Where did tying your shoes go?

It went into a different part of your brain, where (like any habit) you’ve
built (by repetition) a set of automatic behaviors. All you have to do (in the
conscious part of your mind) is think: Shoes; tie shoes. And an
automatic set of reflexes happened, as automatic as righting yourself when your
bicycle tilts to the left. And that automatic reflex operated your body and tied
your shoes.

My friend, that is the unconscious mind.

That, and nothing else, is the subconscious mind.

I will personally beat the crap out of Sigmund Freud, if he wishes to push
it.

We could, in a similar fashion, say that your “personality” is the net sum
total of all your learned behaviors, social habits, preferences and avoidances,
opinions, chronic emotions, usual ways of approaching problems, and who you
automatically like and dislike.

And notice something. The way you are … is the way you usually (and
automatically) are.

::: MAINTAINING AND RETURNING TO A ‘STABLE STATE’

One powerful principle used by this automatic-mind, in helping you to operate
your body and your thought-processes, is this:

The mind and body attempt to return to the ‘Stable State.’

In fact, we could call this “Body and Mind Operating Principle #1.”

In textbooks, they call this ‘homeostasis’. This does not mean a railroad
station for homosexuals. It means ’same state.’ (homeo = ’same’, and stasis =
unmoving state)

For example, your body regulates your blood pressure. By built-in feedback
mechanisms, when pressure is high, some chemicals are released and pressure
drops. When pressure is too low, some chemicals are released and pressure goes
up. It’s all very clever.

Likewise a given mental state can operate your whole life long. For example,
a baby learns early on that crying will bring help and attention. In normal
cases, perhaps most of us learn additional ways to get help and attention, but
imagine a business meeting, and one fellow isn’t getting his way. Suddenly, he’s
red in the face, he’s making a lot of noise, and he’s pounding on the table. He
learned that particular behavior when he was an infant, but he doesn’t realize
now that the same automatic behavior is no longer working in his favor.

The key is in whether a behavior is “automatic.”

::: RUNNING ON AUTOMATIC vs BREAKING A HABIT

When you run on automatic, you tend to automatically re-engage the automatic
behaviors that you long ago built into your ’subconscious mind.’ If you remain
unconscious of this activity, and don’t question it, it will persist. Only if
you notice that your behavior is not working, or kind of odd, or automatic, and
you say, “Hmmm. That’s interesting,” will it suddenly stop running on automatic.
Inspected, it vanishes. Uninspected, it runs unconsciously.

That’s how you tie a shoe. And that’s how you operate large parts of your
life.

To break a habit, here’s the rule:

Your body and your mind will succumb to your will, if you are
consistent.

But when you’re breaking up with somebody, you can’t really practice being
consistent as you could if it was a case of doing your exercise each day until it becomes a habit.

When you break up, you’re engaging in a behavior that is a radical departure
from your habitual behavior over the last few weeks or months or even years. So
it’s new. And that’s why sometimes it can kind of wake you up and make you feel
alive, just as a funeral or danger sometimes does.

But as soon as she’s gone, what does the ’subconscious’ (automatic) mind try
to do?

::: BODY AND MIND OPERATING PRINCIPLE #1

When she’s gone, your body automatically tries to follow Body and Mind
Operating Principle Number One.

Your body and your ‘unconscious’ (automatic) mind tries to re-establish the
previous stable state. Its tendencies to homeostasis will (automatically) lead
your thoughts and behaviors back along the lines that would re-establish that
particular girlfriend back in your life.

And so back and forth you go.

Unless, of course, you notice that something’s peculiar, and you look at your
behavior and suddenly you say, “Hmmm. That’s interesting!”

Like most things in life, the things you do that actually work are usually
very simple.

Usually you don’t need much help in noticing some attractive woman whom you
would like to approach. It’s simple.

First you see her. You say ‘hubba-hubba!’ in your mind, and you know that
you’d like to be closer to her. You’d like to be talking with her. You’d like
her to be smiling as you speak. You’d like her to flirt with you. You’d like her
to give you her number. You’d like to take her on a date. You’d like to take her
home. You’d like to carry her into the bedroom-

Oops! Wait a minute. I got a little carried away. Maybe you got a little
carried away, too.

But when you see her, and you start thinking these things, what actually
happens?

All too often, when you’re just learning about women, you freeze like a deer
in the headlights.

So in that case, it will be helpful to study “Inertia” and “The Five-Second
Rule.”

::: THE LAW OF INERTIA

Main Entry: in·er·tia
Pronunciation:
i-’n&r-sh&, -shE-&
Function: noun
Etymology:
New Latin, from Latin, lack of skill, from inert-, iners
1
: a property of matter by which it remains at rest or
in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external
force
2 : indisposition to motion,
exertion, or change

Do you realize that, when you get frozen, you are exhibiting “inertia”?

That is, because you were “at rest,” your natural inclination as a creature
in this physical universe, is to remain “at rest.” And although your mental
processes are urging you to go into motion, there is the resistance of
inertia.

The actual neurons inside your brain have habitual ways of firing. Things
outside your common existence generally don’t have pre-built patterns built into
the neurons inside your brain. That’s why new things feel clumsy, and why you
have to think things through a lot, whereas later with something you know well
like driving a car, you hardly have to think at all, because now you have
pre-built patterns, which we then call ‘habits,’ and ’skills.’

So the law of inertia also applies to your development of neuronal patterns
in your own brain, as you learn new skills. At first, you’ll experience
resistance, clumsiness, feelings of disorientation, perhaps fears, and you’ll
want to think things through carefully.

However, when it comes to approaching an attractive woman, if you remain “at
rest” and thinking and thinking and thinking, the danger is that some existing
past patterns of flops and failures of any similar situation may be triggered by
your rooting around in your own mind and memories. These will then tend to
active some pre-existing patterns in your brain which consist of worries and
less-than-delightful emotions.

So pausing to think … works against you.

It’s natural. It’s only human. But it works against you.

Thus … the “Five Second Rule.”

::: THE FIVE-SECOND RULE

Main Entry:
five·se·cond·rule
Pronunciation:
‘fif-’se-kund-’rool
Function: noun phrase
Etymology:
from Latin, get thee a move on, from rulare-, rulinus
1
: a success strategy consisting of walking toward the
woman within five seconds of spotting her, whether you know what you’re doing or
not
2 : urgent commandment that thou get test thee off thine butt

The Five-Second Rule states that you must make a move within five seconds.
That’s not very long. It’s just about long enough to say –

“Hmmm.

“Should I?

“Shouldn’t I?

“Well, hell!

“Here I go …”

::: ANALYZING THE FIVE-SECOND RULE

Let’s look at the logic of this: You see, when you follow this strategy, it’s
clear that when you get in front of her, you might win, or you might lose, but
for sure you’ll do something, and some sort of result will ensue. And that
guarantees that learning will occur.

So your possible outcomes are: You might win. And for sure you *will* learn
something.

Compare that to the possible outcome when you don’t approach at all: You
lose. And you learn nothing.

Let’s see now. On one hand we have “Might win and certainly learn”, and on
the other hand we have “Must lose and learn nothing.”

Which is better?

It takes very little analysis to see that the Five-Second Rule strategy is
the winning strategy. And there are two wonderful side-benefits …

::: SIDE BENEFITS OF THE FIVE-SECOND RULE

Extra Benefit #1: If you will repeat this numerous times in rapid succession
with different women, the laws of probability say that you’re going to get a
woman. Period.

Extra Benefit #2: Remember that law of inertia? Well, what if you get into
the habit of motion? What if, because of your new strategy, you become a body
which is “in motion?” The law of inertia states that you will tend to remain in
motion. What does that feel like? As you will experience for yourself, it feels
like this: You will discover that you feel very comfortable approaching a woman
anytime, any place.

Cool. The law of intertia, working *for* you. Unstoppable!

So you want to talk dirty, but don’t have a clue where to start?

Gutter bedroom talk is an art form in itself — but don’t worry, its not that hard to learn how to be good at it. Yes, there may be giggles, but a laugh is better than the alternative of silence and the subsequent hysterics you’ll trigger when she tells her girlfriends about it.

Even in our modern era, talking about what we want when it comes to sex is still difficult. Fantasy requests can be misconstrued as saying “you are not enough for me” when, in reality, they are a huge part of our sexuality — which, if we believe statistics, a whopping 80% of our sex lives takes place in our heads. So, talking dirty is part of fantasy sex play, and can be a headboard-busting turn-on for both partners.

testing the dirty waters

Communication is the key to good sex. We should all know this by now, but we still don’t practice it half as much as we should, if at all. The first step to introducing something new into lovemaking is to test the waters in casual conversation. Ask questions like: “Have you ever talked dirty in bed before?” or “If I talked filth into your ear while we made love, what would you do?”  This gets the idea into her head, and rest assured that she’ll ponder it after you mention it, and possibly discuss it with her girlfriends to see what they do and if they like it.

It is possible, however, that she will flatly refuse to entertain the idea, in which case, it’s best to drop it. If she is uncomfortable with the idea, she is not likely to change her mind in a hurry and any attempts will probably be a turn off. 

There are two aspects of successfully integrating dirty talk into your sex play. The first is the content; subject matter makes or breaks any dirty talk session. It’s supposed to turn her on, not make her cringe or burst out laughing. The second is the delivery: Your tone, volume, and the warm up are all important.

Ever wonder why you fall dead asleep or get a rush of self-confidence right after you have an orgasm? It’s because of endorphins, oxytocin and other substances that are released into your bloodstream upon "liftoff."

There are a host of sexual chemicals that affect your mind and body during and after sex. Check ‘em out.

Prolactin
What it does: Prolactin relieves sexual arousal after orgasm and takes your mind off sex. It rises sharply immediately after orgasm in almost everyone. It’s one of the few moments of the day when we men aren’t preoccupied with sex.

How it makes you feel: Prolactin disengages you from sex after an orgasm, allowing you to think of other things besides the naked woman right in front of you. If after sex your mind is flooded with activities and chores you need to accomplish that day, that is prolactin at work. Just imagine how much more progress we could all make in our lives if they pumped this stuff into the water supply.

Oxytocin
What it does: Secreted by the pituitary gland, oxytocin stimulates the prostate, causes muscle contractions and sensitizes nerves. Research has shown that increased oxytocin produces more intense orgasms.

How it makes you feel: Oxytocin is known as the "cuddling hormone" because it causes you to feel a connection and bond with your lover. It’s also found in women’s breast milk, helping to create a bond between baby and mother.
If you enjoy cuddling with your girl after sex, chances are you know the effects of oxytocin well.

Endorphins
What they do: Endorphins are a group of neurotransmitters formed within the body that bind to opiate receptor sites in your brain to naturally relieve pain. The bio-chemicals acetylcholine and dopamine are known as endorphins, and have a similar chemical structure to morphine. They are also known to lower stress and boost confidence.

How they make you feel: Endorphins produce feelings of euphoria and pleasure, and they have a calming effect. They fill you with a sense of well-being and relaxation. They may also make you feel dizzy and drowsy, and you might even drift off to sleep. Doctors have suggested that over-stimulation of the opiate receptors, as with heroin use, causes a depressed sex drive.

So next time your woman hassles you over passing out post-sex, you know it’s the endorphins at work. In fact, you can even argue that the faster you fall asleep, the better the sex was.

Of note, endorphins are released by your brain during sex, sporting activities, skydiving, fights, grievous injuries, and almost any other exhilarating activity you partake in.

Get your adrenaline, among other things, pumping…

Adrenaline (also known as epinephrine)
What it does: Adrenaline activates the sympathetic nervous system, which increases your heart rate and dilates arteries to increase blood flow to your muscles during sex. It also causes a refractory period in which another orgasm is impossible for up to 20 minutes after sex. During intercourse, increased amounts of adrenaline are released from the adrenal glands. This chemical amplifies the circulatory system with each heart contraction.
How it makes you feel: Adrenaline makes you feel exhilarated and makes your heart feel like it’s pounding out of your chest.

Phenylethylamine
What it does: Phenylethylamine triggers the release of dopamine in the pleasure centers of the brain. This chemical is released during sex and peaks at orgasm. Curiously, it is also one of the chemicals found in chocolate.
How it makes you feel: You are overwhelmed with feelings of bliss, attraction and excitement.

Testosterone
What it does: Testosterone fuels sexual drive and aggression. It is essential to your libido and sexual arousal. Men (and women) with a testosterone deficiency often have trouble getting aroused and have a lower interest in sex.

How it makes you feel: In short, you feel turned on and sexually virile. And if you’ve noticed a rush of confidence after sex, that could be increased testosterone at work.

Serotonin
What it does: Serotonin regulates your moods. Having an orgasm releases an extra shot of serotonin to your brain, which acts as an anti-depressant.
How it makes you feel: You feel cheerful, hopeful, emotionally balanced, and content. Most clinical anti-depression medications pump up serotonin levels in your brain.

It’s the natural high

Some people go to great lengths to get drugs, but why bother when these active chemicals are just waiting to be released in your body? Having an orgasm is like getting high. By releasing a myriad of substances into your bloodstream, you are altering your brain and body functions.

Orgasms involve a complex interaction between three systems of the body: the vascular system, the nervous system, and the endocrine system. They are so complicated that it’s a miracle that they happen at all. So enjoy them and remember to have as many as possible.

If you want to engage in mind-numbing sex, you’ll need to arouse your girl first. Now, while some women want their man to slam them up against a wall and rip off their underwear, others would prefer light kisses along their necks while their man slowly inches his hand up their thighs. It’s up to you to figure out what yours wants.

That said, today’s tip involves doing what you can to make your woman mad with desire for you. Here, now, are six ways to make her crazy.

1- Look sharp

"’Coz every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man," as the song goes. And if you’re dressed like a star, chances are that your woman will want to undress you. Now, you don’t have to put on a three-piece suit every day, but looking well put together and carrying yourself with confidence will arouse her vision, which may serve to arouse the rest of her.

Dress well, maintain your hygiene and stay fit, and you’ll be getting laid well into your golden years. On the flip side, this may encourage her to look as hot as possible as well. And coming home together will take on a whole new meaning.

2- Talk dirty

Talking dirty doesn’t have to involve anything derogatory by any means. All you have to do is walk up to your girl, move her hair to the side, bring your lips close enough to brush up against her ear, and whisper something like, "Spread your legs for me. I want to use my fingers to soak you."

There are no limits; you just have to know what would excite her. Some women like hearing forceful words, others prefer more romantic lyrics. It’s up to you to discover what her ears have a penchant for.

Lick, let her watch, use the phone, and blind her…

3- Lick her thighs/back

I’ve said it at least a hundred times; when you seduce a woman by touching parts of her body that usually go unnoticed or ignored, you will arouse her a million times more than if you simply head to her sexualized parts.

That said, spreading her legs open and using your tongue to inch your way up her thighs is a great move… so long as you don’t touch her vagina. That way, she’ll ache, if not beg, you to touch it.

Or, you can opt to lick up her back. Light kisses and the occasional flick of the tongue will drive her crazy, no doubt. Ah, arousal at its best.

4- Use erotic movies

Men are visual, we all know that, but don’t think for a second that women aren’t. The difference comes down to what we want to look at. The next time you’re about to head into the shower, tell your woman you want to show her something and put on an erotic DVD.

Let her watch it while you’re in the washroom and by the time you get out, chances are she’ll be waiting for you with open legs, with her hands between them.

5- Call her up

If your mission is to arouse her before you even see her, call her up during the day and fill her in on what you’ve been thinking about, what you dreamt about or what you plan on doing to her that night. This way, she’ll be excited to see you and you’ve managed to begin the foreplay hours in advance.

6- Use blindfolds

If you ever want to drive a woman to depths of sexual excitement still unknown to man, blindfold her. When you steal away her sense of sight, her other senses become heightened. As well, because she can’t see, she may be bolder in her actions and sounds.

Watch as her nipples become harder than ever and her vagina soaks the sheets.
Rise to Arousal

There are many ways to arouse a woman, but there’s no doubt that arousing her mind will get her body going. Sometimes, something as simple as a deep, slow, wet kiss can make a woman go crazy on you. The thing is, there’s only one way to find out what makes her tick.

Until next time, wake up the beast lurking within your woman.

When a woman goes down on us to show her appreciation for our existence, we should do our best to ensure that the act lasts as long as possible. And although you don’t want to make her mouth numb or give her lockjaw, you do want the experience to last somewhat longer than 2 minutes.

That said, if you tend to get too excited when your woman is licking your penis, here are some ways to make it last longer than usual.

1- Make her change tempo

Instead of bobbing her head up and down like she’s in a marathon, encourage your woman to lick you at different speeds. By changing paces, your penis will experience different sensations, thereby lessening the chances of your letting go too soon. If you’re accustomed to quickness, her slow movements will give you a few moments to regain control, and vice versa.

2- Don’t let her use her hands

Since you’re well aware that masturbation eventually leads to ejaculation, chances are that if she uses her hands to stroke you while she uses her mouth, you’ll ejaculate more quickly than usual. Play a game: tell her that she can’t use her hands to touch your penis, but she can use them to touch any other part of your body.

3- Let her lick the surrounding areas

Every once in a while, get her to use her tongue on the surrounding areas. Introduce her to your inner thighs, your testicles, or even your anus and let her get creative with that great mouth of hers.

Again, a game is the way to go. Tell her that she can lick anywhere on your body, except your penis. But beware: chances are the teasing will have you exploding when she does finally place her mouth over your head.

4- Interrupt fellatio periodically

Whether you penetrate her or simply get her to stop licking you so you can focus on her body for a while, interrupting oral sex will help you keep your ejaculate at bay. To substitute for the oral sex, you can stop her and do your oral thing on her, or kiss her, or rub her body for a while.

5- Get into the 69 position

Because you’ll be trying your damnedest to get her off in the 69 position, you won’t be able to fully concentrate on the sensations she’s giving you. Get into position, let her do her thing and focus all your attention on giving her orgasm.

It’s Always a Game

The best way to ensure that your woman will do as you say is by turning your sex into a game whenever she heads down on you. By betting her that she can’t do something, not only will you be challenging her abilities, you’ll be putting her creative juices to work. Until next time, keep it hard, and keep her going.

When a woman goes down on us to show her appreciation for our existence, we should do our best to ensure that the act lasts as long as possible. And although you don’t want to make her mouth numb or give her lockjaw, you do want the experience to last somewhat longer than 2 minutes.

That said, if you tend to get too excited when your woman is licking your penis, here are some ways to make it last longer than usual.

1- Make her change tempo

Instead of bobbing her head up and down like she’s in a marathon, encourage your woman to lick you at different speeds. By changing paces, your penis will experience different sensations, thereby lessening the chances of your letting go too soon. If you’re accustomed to quickness, her slow movements will give you a few moments to regain control, and vice versa.

2- Don’t let her use her hands

Since you’re well aware that masturbation eventually leads to ejaculation, chances are that if she uses her hands to stroke you while she uses her mouth, you’ll ejaculate more quickly than usual. Play a game: tell her that she can’t use her hands to touch your penis, but she can use them to touch any other part of your body.

3- Let her lick the surrounding areas

Every once in a while, get her to use her tongue on the surrounding areas. Introduce her to your inner thighs, your testicles, or even your anus and let her get creative with that great mouth of hers.

Again, a game is the way to go. Tell her that she can lick anywhere on your body, except your penis. But beware: chances are the teasing will have you exploding when she does finally place her mouth over your head.

4- Interrupt fellatio periodically

Whether you penetrate her or simply get her to stop licking you so you can focus on her body for a while, interrupting oral sex will help you keep your ejaculate at bay. To substitute for the oral sex, you can stop her and do your oral thing on her, or kiss her, or rub her body for a while.

5- Get into the 69 position

Because you’ll be trying your damnedest to get her off in the 69 position, you won’t be able to fully concentrate on the sensations she’s giving you. Get into position, let her do her thing and focus all your attention on giving her orgasm.

It’s Always a Game

The best way to ensure that your woman will do as you say is by turning your sex into a game whenever she heads down on you. By betting her that she can’t do something, not only will you be challenging her abilities, you’ll be putting her creative juices to work. Until next time, keep it hard, and keep her going.

Women are verbal creatures at heart. That’s why they read erotica, get hooked on soaps and love men with foreign accents. These things make them feel the same way we do when we spot a beautiful woman with huge breasts.

Though what excites them is drastically different from what arouses us, there’s good news there. If you can paint a picture with a few choice words, you can turn them on. So it’s in our best interests to learn to say the right things. With that in mind, here are the best things to say to a lady once you separate her from those pesky clothes.

"I want to make you feel good."

Simple, yet effective. A wonderful way to relax her and reassure her that she made the right decision going to bed with you. Drop this one right before or during foreplay for maximum effect.

"I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."

If you know your girl well and know that she does, indeed, orgasm, then this one is for you. And sometimes, even if she does orgasm, a woman feels awkward being vocal during sex. But most of us like a loud woman in bed, because it helps us to know when you’re pleasing her. So you can encourage her to turn up the volume by telling her how much you enjoy it.

"You have such (a) hot [insert body part]."

Pick a favorite body part to mention, but make it one you know she’s proud of. That way, there’s no controversy. Women are notorious for being sensitive to clumsy compliments about their bodies, so tread carefully.

"I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."

This reassures her that you like giving her oral sex and that there are no foul odors emanating from that area. You can say this one during a short break from oral sex or directly afterwards. It probably comes off best when said in a gravely, semi-exhausted voice.

"What are you imagining right now?"

This will encourage her to talk about her sexual desires and participate in setting the mood. The idea here is to let her release any bottled-up fantasies or requests that she would otherwise not mention.

"This feels so good. I love it when you [insert action here]."

Again, this is meant to boost her comfort level (and ego) with a little positive feedback. And, hey, if she knows you like something, perhaps she’ll take note for future reference.

Her skin, how good she is and, of course, you gotta curse…

"You’re so good at [insert action here]."

Let her know when she’s doing something you like. Like us, women take special pride in being good in bed. This phrase is best said with an air of disbelief and an emphasis on "so."

"Your skin is so soft and smooth."

Ladies spend a lot of time rubbing things such as cocoa butter on their bodies after a shower. It’s time we appreciated this strange ritual with a well-placed compliment. Because this is a seductive remark, it’s best to say it before sex. However this could also double for use during pillow talk, taking the place of "Honey, I want to buy you the Benz."

"I want to kiss every inch of you."

Women love foreplay and they love to be pampered. Even if you don’t actually intend on kissing every inch of her body, she’ll know your heart is in the right place. What you’re telling her is that you love and appreciate all of her. It’s very comforting to hear.

"I’ve never felt this good before."

Women love to be singled out as special, different and unique. If she does something to you in bed that has never been done so pleasurably before, tell her as much. Say it so sincerely that she thinks you’re going to name your car after her. Just don’t trip up and say something like "It’s the best ever," which would be overdoing it.

"You’re so *(expletive)* hot!"

Straightforward is often the best way to go. And swearing is one way to tell her that you really mean it. Women often respect the take-charge John Wayne routine.